well i just puked at a family gathering so i can cross that off the bucket list
Please advise as to how precisely ashamed I should be if I just became sexually aroused by a Harry Potter and the Half Blood Prince preview
anyone who has a picture of a ferrari with the caption "mAh DreAM caR" is getting denied as my facebook friend.
when your english prof writes "this was a real good paper" on your essay, you know you're at the wrong college
We all told you to throw up but you just stuck your head in the toilet and screamed..
come back what if one of your parents walks in and im just sitting here eating a cheesesteak without you
Just did a relay race involving shotgunning beers, cannonballs and riding a blowup whale. Never want to leave vacation.
crossed #23 off the Slucket List!
YOU JUST MADE YOUR SLUCKET LIST THIS MORNING.
After the Jell-o shots and about 6 shots of lighter fluid brand tequila, it got to the point where breathing was painful. All I could do was pray I didn't fall asleep in the front yard.
I almost drank vegetable oil. Where were you? I needed you.
Oooo yea. You face planted on my bed but only half your body made it so you noodled onto the floor but kept saying prepare to be murdered which is when you started taking your pants off but stopped at your ankles cause it was too hard
dropping lines from Workaholics has slowly become my icebreaker when hitting on girls. who would have thought "lets get weird" would cause girls to actually get weird
Pretty good. Thinking about getting day drunk and filling out job applications so I don't hate myself as much
No, no... It was great. I feel like my liver took a vodka shower and washed it's hair with pabst
I hate her so much I want to fuck her boyfriend.
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