And now we're talking about squeezing babies out of vaginas...
remind me to tell you what i found stuck to me this morning
Party in the USA is so catchy!
Yea, so is AIDS.
he said "cool" when i took off my bra and proceeded to stare wideeyed at them the ENTIRE time. it was like sleeping with the kid i showed my boobs to for the first time in 6th grade.
Sorry you had to see that, but on the bright side...at least I trust you enough to have sex in front of you
riding the spinning bikes at the rec after Valentines Day was a baaddddd idea
The last thing I remember is stabbing him with his diabetes medicine
I just saw that cheerleader from u of arkansas that I hooked up with over spring break on espn. My parents would be so proud.
What do you mean how did you end up there? You told him he had a face you'd like to ride, that's a deal sealer in any language.
on the subway to an interview & there's a dude doing whippits out of a cheese wil can
He's the kind of drunk guy that would pee in your mouth while you give him head.
Last night was the first and hopefully last night I will ever sleep in a hotel bath tub. Sober mind you.
I'm not even gonna ask.
Just had sex in an ice hut. What have you done with your holiday break?
im sleeping with a therapist...so you can talk to me.
you told me your favorite colors were "pink" "no pants" and "Mexican food"
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