now i know why they say having sex with her is the equivalent to licking a pay phone
i kinda want to bang the mythbusters girl... i bet she's got a nice snapper
it feels like theres a golf ball between my legs. the sex was totally worth it tho.
I like daylight savings. I don't care if it's 4 oclock it's not daydrinking if it's dark out
seek help.
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So I was blaaazed. & while he was in me all I kept thinking was how bad I'd rather be watching The Office.
i feel sorry for the hotel staff that makes the bed after we have sex
That's true. There's really no bad time to take a Vicodin.
It is the Reeses peanut butter cup of pharmaceuticals.
If there was a saddle on his sack, she would ride it.
Ughhhh. Finnnneeeeee. I'll have sex with your brother. Sheesh. The things I do for you woman.
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Sidenote: do you recall your "give me the d" chant
You owe me beer. On another note, I made out with the ups guy at work today ....
I tried to be mean but not so mean that he won't bone me next weekend
Has anyone ever blacked out at an art show your dad brought you to?
His wedding band got caught on my nipple ring and that's how I realized he was married
This guy wants me to put ice under his foreskin. What!?
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