Is it sad that I'm on the stopduiaz.com website and there is a cute boy but it will never work between us because hes in jail for 17.5 years?
Um.. is it mean if I say yes?
How would my first penpal letter even go? "Hey saw you on stopduiaz.com, sucks you killed that motorcyclist. Whats your favorite thing to do on the weekend?"
this guy literally just gave me a gold star sticker for the "stellar" blow job i gave him. ashamed? i think not.
she is graduated, working for the school, and puking in the bathroom of a frat house. she wants brush her hair so she doesnt "look trashy". im in love.
no really all good couples have similar hair colors!
After the tests come back negative, you guys will look back on this evening with fond memories...
Between cock and motorcycle I'm glad I don't have to sit at work tomorrow
It was also my first failed attempt at shower sex.
i'm pretty sure they aren't charging me for that window i broke with a turkey sandwich while i was hammered.
there was 12 of us, girls included, shirtless and wielding swords as we bet on rock paper scissors in the middle of the bar. It was like Cinco de Mayo version of the Deer Hunter
Just found a bottle of tequila in the washer.
I am at Brians in a pirate costume, what the hell am I thinking
spending my first valentines day single in 3 years blazed and eating heart shaped brownies i bought myself. WHO NEEDS A MAN.
Let's be honest, I am pretty sketchy looking.
The awkward moment your booty call shows up to the Mexican restaurant and realizes you just picked burritos over pussy
Have you ever been anal in a bush on the Vegas strip drunk?
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