you guys were way drunker than both of me
he quoted Bring It On. It's over.
So it turns out the white chocolate in the bathroom is actually soap
Bt dubs, I still have cuts on my arm from when you attacked me with a dildo on Saturday night.
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he recorded me cumming with the t-pain app on his iphone
I'm tempted to see how fat I can get before he leaves me. It's obvious we're playing a game of chicken here.
Just got a hand job during Charlie St.cloud I honestly never thought Id thank Zac Efron fir one of his movies but thank you
she's walking down the hall in a thong and one flip flop and one ugg
i was about to rearrange the room but realized that this is the only efficient setup where we can have sex while the other one's asleep without them accidentally seeing.
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She's pissed. She declared she was moving out and proceeded to pack 3 pairs of shoes, her electric wine opener and ONE sock. Then told us to have fun paying her portion of the rent.
I'm bleeding from my lower lip, and I have bruises around my neck. It was just easier to say I got mugged.
I just sit in the cubicle for 8 hours and do keagles.
I dont care how drunk you were. Making a bet with MY husband at MY wedding that you could seal the deal before he could is ALWAYS inappropriate!
I know you saw me get knocked out after I stepped on that rake why did you leave me there
Smoking a bowl and ordering Dominos, you want in on either, both, or none?
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