So is it bad that I'm using this 21 year old for his hot bod and utter naivety?
No its what 21 year olds are made for
Burger king has cupcake flavored milkshakes. God dammit America.
He just got home drunk. He ate 5 snack cakes, said Little Debbie's his bitch, went upstairs and fell asleep.
He told him to "throw up in my mouth like I'm a baby bird."
He barely got in the door before she began to shriek like a banshee and punch him. His rainbow wig is still hanging from the front porch as a "warning to all other clowns".
do you remember when we thought we were both knocked up by the same guy like two days apart and would have half twins? Thats a best friend moment.
Tid bit for you to add to your "what to expecting when you're expecting to lose your virginity" book... Sex on nyquil is cheaper and BETTER than sex on esctacy AND you sleep like a champ after so you're not able to think about any bad decisions made.
Are you responsible for the syringes and miniature cactus garden that has magically taken over my fridge?
We are magical, pot smoking, smart as hell, single as fuck, woodland dolphins.
I was kind of torn between "Wow, this is awkward," and "Wow, my therapist is hung."
He left his boxers here. Can I keep them and make a shrine or would that be creepy?
I have someone saved in my phone as "This Hoe Ain'tit' Loyal" and I'm missing my superman boxers. Explain.
It's entirely possible that I'm fucking yet another gay guy
Well, after a pitcher of beer, I set my ex on fire. It was a little fire, he's fine. How's your night?
All I'm saying is Europe has not been easy on my vagina.
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