It feels like Jesse James cheated on America.
So I just bought underwear that says "I'm taken." Just know that when I cheat on my bf with you, that's what I'm wearing
I'm more impressed with the spaghetti smoothie at the present moment.
My life has only gotten better since they built a playground behind the bar
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there are casual beer cans in all of the public trashes, i belong here
You've been drinking wine and eating bacon all afternoon. HOW IS THAT DOING GOOD?!?!
KNEE DEEP IN HOES. SEND HELP.
I'm sorry but the visual image of you suffocating on vagina is basically hysterical
What's dad's email?
askmom@cause.idk
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I'm sorry for getting drunk and throwing a robo-bird at you.
I can't give advice right now, I have a yeast infection.
How do u explain to your grandma that your relationship status is hooking up with randoms at a bar
I JUST FARTED SO LOUD AND HARD I IMMEDIATELY TASTED IT
This is not a test of the emergency warning system. He has broken my vagina. I repeat he has broken my vagina. Damn it was good.
And I broke things off with Justin last night. Except I texted him while he was asleep and then I was like well, that's probably not what he wants to wake up to, so I sent him a picture of the coconut I microwaved and caught on fire when I was really high one time.
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