I don't think brook has ever known best
let's have our labels/stereotypes/careers for each kid by next week.
oh how i love working at summer camp.
he just told me about his fetish for rubbing grape jelly on his penis.
Lady came into work yesterday. Full on stache and beard. I've never concentrated on making eye contact harder in my life.
My brother brings gifts into my room to wrap them. It's a pizza cutter and a box of condoms..
I didnt realize my nipple ring fell out until he coughed it up.
I miss the days when all my weekends consisted of were 69 and crunchwraps
We are so drunk I just let him piss between my legs on the toilet. That's love.
Imagine that my comprehension level is that of a 7 year old and explain your plan again
hey, its the girl who gave you a bloody nose and paid you back with a blow job. have you seen my shoes?
I cartwheeled across every street... They tried to stop me but I bit anyone who came near me
Remember when we partied so hard that dude died and it cockblocked you hooking up with my sister?
I forgot that happened. That's the second dude that died on a vacation I've been on
the mexican frat downstairs started singing this mariachi song, then out of nowhere some dude busts out a trumpet and plays along. is this even real?
Piñatas plus fireworks don't mix well
When you left the bar, you did two cartwheels and a heel click and RAN ALL THE WAY HOME.
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