How are you going to be there by 9am?
Relax I always go to these conferences hung over
You say that like it's a positive quality
Just got done reading an 11 page essay for class. Took me three fucking days and the only thing I have highlighted is the name "Alexander Cockburn"
Umm I need a rain check. Long story short is I have scabies. Research it if you want. I'll tell you everything another time soon, I promise.
just wrote a 6 page paper on my blackberry. including 3 sources. college is teaching me good things so far.
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It's alright she couldn't hear you. Her legs were over her ears
The really sad thing is that I actually practiced crawling in my room yesterday in preparation for today
My mom and dad are smoking a joint while lecturing me on what to bring and how to act in Europe. I'll finish this glass of wine and head over.
Our new goal for this summer is to fuck so hard we lose his security deposit.
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Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
The strip clubs here are like a safari of penis, and I'm gonna bag me a rhino.
I have shit my pants twice this week. #adulthood
You know it's a pretty bad night when an injured penis is not the worst thing that happened to you. Fuck tequila
I'm sorry i showed you my boobs.. I probably shouldn't have done that.
You did what with his pubic hair?
Look, if it comes down to it, I’m spraying whipped cream on your nuts
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