Kelly, is this rhetorical, or sarcastic? You are very kind & quite beautiful, but we never really evolved into anything & your prevailing ambivalence spoke more than words ever could.
"We" really do not exist-if we ever did. Both of us may have been hoping for more than was possible.
I would enjoy sitting down to talk about the dissolution, but think it may end up being counter productive.
was stoked on phone sex until he started reciting lines from star wars
If there was a game called "keeping your legs shut," I would lose every time.
You kept screaming how great you were at drawing poptarts and you insisted on drawing them all over my forearm
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These bathrooms are miraculous. I'd love to have sex in here. Wow. I've peed 5 times.
Fuck going to see The Hunger Games tonight. The only thing I'm hungry for is some dick. Let's go to the bar.
Dude that's beautiful. I've never heard of someone smoking with their bunny.
I feel like I have a connection with him. A marijuana-induced-spiritual connection.
Don't send the creepy guy a picture of your penis. That's my Christmas wish
We were destined to go to rehab together
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I went to bed at ten on a Friday night I have virtues to spare
There is someone out there for you right now. And we will find her. Or him. Her. Her, we'll start with tits.
Go to a building you've never been before and take a shit. It's marvelous
i swear to god it was like we were fucking in 9 dimensions
It's times when I'm naked but also want to be platonically social that I miss you the most.
Also fuck yeah conspiracy
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