He spelled "beautiful" wrong in his text
Don't bone anyone, just think of ur vibrator lol
HHaaaaaaaaa mmmmn vibrator
On a scale of one to everyone dying I say let's aim for a 7
Ohhh,that's true. Babies are only fun when you're high. Otherwise, they're the worst kind of people.
No, I know her type. Tall, lanky, uses teeth when giving head, and runs like a giraffe. Don't do it man..
I love you so must. You as do fraty. You are truly my veste breakable (ties I wtf racket Andover). Luce you. Have a safe drive bio dough failover.
Do you think kicking my coke habit is a good personal goal to put down on the evaluation form?
I bruised my dick hopping over that fence last night
I'm watching porn in spanish. Thats studying right?
Lets just put it this way. Im meeting his nana after a mind blowing orgasm.
Also, totally got laid in my yellow rubber boots and it was awesome.
Tony's mom to him at breakfast: "I found the shirt you wore last night in the bushes this morning."
I'm sorry I keep having sex wth your friends. I'm done, for real. Unless cole is interested. Other than that, I'm done.
He also needs to focus on not being such a little bitch, but that's none of my business.
When you're as high as I am right now brushing your teeth is both magical and fucking terrifying
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