got some bad news about ur virginity. she didnt make it thru the night
I just took my friends on a tour of all the places I've had sex in my house. I dont know if that's more slutty, or the fact that it took 2 hours to complete..
She gave me a BJ with my hoodie on. it was like i was blowing myself.
Aside from the fact that there's a penis in my mouth, that's a pretty good picture of me
You misunderstood me....i wasnt asking and it is not negotiable
You're making this sound more like a hostage situation than a booty call.
I also have to vacuum the broken noodles out of my suitcase...
You climbed on top of the bar, shotgunned a 25oz fosters and screamed, Steve Irwin was a God amongst men.
He follows more cats on Instagram then he does girls.. That's how you know your boyfriend is whipped.
I think that all guys are assholes, some of them just have less assholeish qualities that we accept in our lives and that we can look past enough to deal. They have to be a pretty special asshole.
Being the hot sister definately has advantages, I'm pretty sure I ruined her engagement
Went to go look for a friend that was missing since 3am, found her passed out in the hallway of the apartment, guessing it was a good night
I'm hungover and eating lunch at an elementary school. The children are barking. Litrealy barking, like dogs.
thats all i want out of life, to get high and watch weiner dog races
I don't know why this person would ask for help. It sounds pretty OK to me. Also, I'd steal those bagpipes.
how do do this?
do what? Keep standing? Choose between 2 guys?
keep making boys cry?
Randomize
