were talking about masturbation in my pysc class. He says it's healthy. I'm gonna live forever
then you put baby powder on the bottom of your feet and walked to your room so "ladies would follow the footprints"
Don't you ever say "drinking at 2" as if it's a bad thing again. I'm asking you as a friend here.
after eating me out, he asked for something to drink. i gave him a glass of water and he said he needed something stronger.
It's nice to see a girl prepared for the walk of shame. She brought headphones
She got a digital picture frame for her birthday. FINALLY - a place for me to sneak all those penis shots I've taken with my iPhone.
I am expending an amazing amount of energy to not throw up right now
Missing both credit cards and just had a flashback of grinding my nuts on the terrified cab driver for amusement. i am feeling a slight hate for myself right now.
We haven't said piping hot jizz in awhile... that needs to come back into our conversations
Call me old-fashioned, but I don't think the words, "Finger my ass" should find their way into casual conversation.
Told my prof I have mono so that he won't judge me when I show up hungover and looking like shit to class every day.
Just skip
Please. i have SOME standards
I don't have any plans for New Year's except watching anime and drinking until I can't read the subtitles anymore.
Sorry I wore your bra during sex last night
I'm still drunk dear. I just woke up 3 feet from the front door with 20 dollars worth of taco bell in my hands.
thank god my bra was in my purse... were all good
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