Already got asked if we're dating
I assumed she put out when I heard her friend call her "dickbutt"
Is it possible for Craig Seger to wear a normal suit and not look like an asshole on national tv?
it was 5AM and you were field goal kicking solo cups into the sink
just saw a girl come out of the tanning bed room on crutches, now thats determination
Seriously? He's going to use MY birthday sex as the opportunity to ask if he can pee on me?!? I let him, but wow talk about selfish.
She pulled out a handful of chest hair. And then gave the room a Brave Heartesque speech.
My weekend will be all about the double d's, desert & debauchery
How do I tell a friend I drunkenly broke into his house and may have lost his dog
i mean, not my actual scene but if someone says "PARTY" ill figure it out
Omg having my Grindr go off at the planned parenthood is just not okay
We can't be fuck buddies. You stare into my eyes while we fuck.
Negotiating with my body. We're ok. Violent upheaval is not necessary.
On a scale from 1-10 how fucked up would it be to buy weed with my fafsa money?
It's a study aid
Im so sorry for peeing on your chest.
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