East Village: Only place you can play pac man while eating a pineapple hotdog, go to the bar next door and see a graphic blowjob on every tv
Lonely and bored. Am I allowed to play Dance Dance Revolution by myself?
I got to stop making out with my boss at work. I think we should just get it overwith, be dissaponted and move on.
I got a bikini wax for the first time today and I think I now understand feminism.
Just climbed to the top of a frozen waterfall! Do you want to do drugs tm night? The two are unrelated.
It was a deal breaker when she told me not to wear a condom and god would decide if we were meant to be together.
he just sent me a picture of his penis sticking through a piece of paper that he had drawn a stick figure with tits on it that said "you"
I was grinding on people that were grinding. Nonconsensual.
OH MY GOD THE LITTLE GIRL IS SITTING WITH US WHILE WE SMOKE. I'M NOT DOING THIS
Relaxed was like phase 1 of this phase 7 high
She's passed out with a slice of pizza between her boobs should I just eat it and leave
I am passing the whore torch on to you my friend. Do me proud
How did you interpret 'wheat thins' from 'vaginal trauma'?
wyd
Laying here debating on if i want a sandwich or an orgasm.
I BLEED THE BLOOD OF MY ANCESTORS WHO FOUGHT SO BRAVELY FOR MY FREEDOM
cool u want pads or tampons
tampons please
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