I can't get in trouble, i'm smoking a bong in the office right now
One night stand!! Now I'm pissing excellence
That burning is chlamydia
Just heard a guy discussing with someone else the amazing blow job you gave him. I’m in New York. Over 2 hours away from where you live. I have never been more proud.
as veruca salt said, "i want it now!"
uhh im not your indulgent father, stoned and im in the middle of making tacos. right now, tacos win
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The visine ive been using for four yrs expired. in sept. of 2001.....i will never question my eye problems again.
herpes texted me again. he says he wants my vagina.
ok we should really consider changing this guys nickname...
3rd rule of buttsex she must be clean and shower recently
and skipped dinner
Just for future reference: milk is NOT a good mixer no matter how drunk you are.
Just used water from the fish tank for the bong. Thank you fishy.
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I told my mom about how you got white girl wasted and sobbed about Whitney Houston. She sends her condolences.
tell her thanks so much
Also, if someone could cut me off before im rolling around the yard pantsless with a 40 year old lesbian that would be awesome.
I took a hang over nap infront of the door to my 9am class
Was he a virgin!? DID YOU TAKE A GUY'S VIRGINITY ON MY FLOOR!?
when u match a guy bc he's from Oregon & he's trying to flirt, shut up i just want to talk about trees
He held my hair while I gave him a blow job. Now that's teamwork.
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