Vibrating panties would be amazing during this conversation!
she is graduated, working for the school, and puking in the bathroom of a frat house. she wants brush her hair so she doesnt "look trashy". im in love.
I do wanna see you. And we can just lay here and watch a movie and listen to me cry.
She keeps asking if I've seen him... For the last time YES... IN MY BED LAST FRIDAY NIGHT AND THEN AGAIN SATURDAY MORNING
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I just want to meet whoever runs the hall cameras
hahahaha I don't. Watch one day i'll be walking along and someone will stop me and say "oh you're that one girl who is out. of. control." But then they'd probably give me a high five.
I literally just force feed a guy flintstone vitamins after sex
Dude your life.. At your sugar daddies house sending nudes to your fwb
I assume you passed out however I'm drinking jäger and beer in bed with my cat so your friendship world have been appreciated
If anybody had to puke on my shoes, I'm glad it was you.
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In the words of my step grandma "whatever makes your pussy happy"
I've turned into a small time drug dealer, now who's the real MVP.
I'm setting goals and achieving them. I'd say I'm quite mature for my age.
You're goal was to fuck him and you don't even remember it.
So, just how hungover are you?
Not at all, surprisingly.
That has to be your X-Men power.
dude igloo, 4 foot bong, and 3 grams of blue dream. will you be my eskimo buddy?
just saw a kid waiting at the door of the stairs for the elevator. there is no elevator in this building. get on his level.
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