Who did Billy Mays play for?
week 6 of class: i have yet to go to spanish sober. i love being THAT girl.
After a couple hours you decided you were going to walk home but ten minutes later you called and said you'd puked by the side of the road and you needed us to drive you to the art museum.
just cuz theres a goalie doesnt mean i cant commandeer the goal and become a way better goalie
Also adulthood=replacing meals with bourbon. And not getting your hair caught in a fan.
Dude. It's not even nine. I don't know yet.
Drink number four. Don't even tell me about its not even nine
My gyno overestimated by 3 TIMES the amount of sex we have per week. First of all, he must think I'm a freak. Secondly, I think we should catch up.
Did copperhead road at the bar. All the girl next to me did was stare at my glorious bouncing tits. CAN I FUCKING HELP YOU?? I worked hard for these tits.
Hey start looking around for a low rider Subaru. Well get a loan. It will be capital for our first music video.
He managed to crash an entire train of shopping carts into a wall. I think he noticed my implants.
Think of all the island guys I could have. Ah well.
You can not bait me into a "how Stella got her groove back" call and response.
I'm too old for chlamydia. That's for 20 year olds who go to clubs and do drugs I've never heard of.
Lost my pants last night. Really need to stop taking shots of whiskey like I'm eating skittles.
I added our drug dealer to the quickbooks software babe, he is listed under vendor's as an expense category... money management is such a bitch...
so how about you dont randomly call my mother during parties?
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