Yes. UR adorable in a weird way.
He's still on the phone with him. This is unnatural. Dudes don't call other dudes just to talk.
i just got arrested. apparently dont move means dont move.
you'd be confused too if you woke up to pictures of a ghostbuster doing body shots off you.
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I just saw a girl licking a cheeseburger wrapper. dont ever let me get that fat
Imagine the time you most wanted to kill yourself. Now add a room full of jail bait and no booze. Multiply that by a million.
if you do the accent, i'll wear the eyepatch
i'll probably be on drugs forewarning
forewarning i'll probably have done those drugs with you
Drinking Hot Toddies on the Porch and blasting bob dylans "hurricane" bring it on sandy!
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I don't get hangovers. Except once. And there is a massively epic story behind that, involving so much alcohol I should have died, and 13 raw hotdogs.
I tried snowmobiling at 2 am. I broke my glasses. You're right. Things do get out of control.
I just busted my piggy bank to afford McDonald's. This is my personal cry for help.
He reached a whole new level of creepy. We were getting a coffee and he noticed the girl at Starbucks name tag looked her up on fb and friend requested her right there without ever introducing himself
There's a baby in the strip club. I say again: THERE'S A BABY IN THE STRIP CLUB
the walk of shame isn't very shameful when your mom tells you she's proud of you.
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