Kirsten Dunst is sitting next to me in a bar in NYC
Tell her I want my money back for Elizabethtown.
We should probably just have a threeway and get everyone on the same page.
My lab manual has instructions for making home wine. Room project?
I don't think going to Relay for Life and painting our faces while everyone stares at us is a sufficent late night after the bars.
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He was in Alberta for less than a week and is already banned from 6 bars. I fear for his general well-being over there.
It was pretty bad. Like cum-on-my-face-while-singing-Let-It-Snow bad.
Stop thinking your God dude. You passed out. God doesn't pass out...
javelin tossed one of my crutches in to the mosh pit at the concert, hit some dude in the temple hahah fuck him he sucks
I woke up in his bed wearing nothing but a penn state hat. We are....
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You said this was your mistake shot and then vomited on the tv. Never forget.
We had sex to Hey Arnold, Rugrats, and All That. I feel like my life has come full circle.
and i thought it was paint or jizz but it was cheese
please tell me you didnt taste test that
So I sniffed too hard this morning before work and I THINK THE COCAINE JUST STARTED ROUND 2.
he tried to have the "are we in a relationship" chat last night. I stuck my fingers in my ears, yelled lalalalalala very loudly at him and told him I would stop having sex with him if he ever tried that conversation again. bad person, or just being a realist?
He was eating me out on a samsung washing machine and as soon as I came, I heard the "end of cycle" song. That tune will now always remind me of the screaming, multiple orgasms I recieved tonight!
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