Did you see 7 ppl got hurt at Talladaga?
Did they get their mullets stuck in an engine?
The guy asked if i had a problem w/set schedules
That guy youre talking to looks like Brian from Family Guy.
i just looked up and i was like omg ballsack and then i didnt know what to do
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she doesn't hate you. She just thinks you need a personality adjustment, speech therapy and weight watchers.
Just got roadhead while going 95. I came for a mile and a half.
While I was fucking her, they came in and served us both weed from a hookah. best. friends. ever.
We need to pull ourselves out of this slump. We need dick and lots of it. We are going to fuck our way to happiness.
If you see my mugshot on the news tomorrow, its not what you think
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my night ended with a pity blow in a racecar bed
Can you explain to me why there are fake boobs glued on my chest?
And I'm still awake, and you left me. Like the guy on Jurassic Park, that jumped out of the car expecting me to save myself while there is a man eating T-rex ready to tear my ass apart except theres a mathematician and paleontologist there to save me because they are bad asses.
yea talk to her if you feel up to it. Just remember who you are
Oh shit sorry I just gave lion king advice sorry not mufasa
Oh god establish a safe word
I'm going to! Pineapple.
She was crying and pulled the collar of her shirt up to blot the tears. And then she just kept her head there. And stopped crying. "My boobs are just too amazing for me to cry." her words not mine please help she's still in that position
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