ur dog is so gonna tell on us one day.
for doing what?
for smoking bowls out on the deck while your parents aren't home.
you told everyone your name was brenda and you had the whole party chanting b-dawgg by the end of the night. successful.
It's like the water temple from zelda. but with more tits.
He's the biggest piece of shit to ever exist. He's not even wearing shoes.
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Just woke up. I have a "Detective Jacob Arnold's" business card in my pocket.
how should i feel about a person who brings a box of eggo waffles on the plane as a carry on?
Should I be alarmed that you're a regular enough at a bar to show up in sweatpants?
You insisted on drinking champagne out of the dog bowl
I wish I could but I can't. No beer pong or sex on a hammock...such an unproductive weekend
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Sorry, I was trapped in a small closet behind a washer. What's up?
I'm truly not mad that he's at a strip club, it's that he couldn't look far enough into the future to figure out how to get himself home from one
Then, right before he came he said "I want to buy you so many things!" What the fuck?!
stop fucking thinking about him when there is A MILLION OTHER PENISES TO RIDE IN THE WORLD
I'll be perfectly honest; there are times other guys have consented to have sex with me because of my punctuation.
I just saw a raccoon get launched out of a tree by another raccoon. They have turf wars...
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