You surviving the open bar?
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She acts like you when your on meds
She acts like batman?
The project manager just came into talk to me for the first time and I had justed googled best drum solo ever and couldn't X out of the screen.
Why do I feel like I used to feel when I almost got caught looking at porn when I get caught looking at facebook at work
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that blow job was not worth the clinginess that will follow
At this point, I really just need a sign in sheet for my vagina.
all i remember is him tryin to explain to the girls how to effectively hit the strip club with their bfs
hes actually pretty persuasive when he drinks
His mom always writes on my facebook right after we have sex. it's like she knows. with her scary mom psychic powers
oh wow I have been there. Hell one time Matt and I woke up naked with pizza rolls in the bed.
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I might have hooked up with a 2003 alumni last night in the basement
Dude you were ten when he graduated
Wahoowaaaaaaa
I'm using my dog as a pillow. He's cool with it.
You've never really lived until you tell someone you have an STD over snap chat.
also. got fucked to usher last night. dunno if thats a new high or a new low
Was it at least a good usher song?
I'm too picky for internet dating and by picky I mean psycho.
I got eaten out in the igloo at snow-kings castle last night.My thighs were literally melting ruts in the ice bench.Definitely colder than the minus 40 blowjob at Desiree's wedding
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