so I'm never txting u again after today...
y?
cuz i don't wanna see it on blogspot :)
ha...too late
Ask Niel how long his lasts if he plays with it a lot.
he says 15-20 minutes depending on the porn.
no his phone, idiot.
yeah he was eating me out and i didnt know someone made popcorn so I thought the smell was comming from my vagina
wtf
What happened to "I wouldnt even touch her with a ten foot pole"?
Her vagina devoured it.
Woke up laying in the kitchen floor with a cup in one hand and the beer tap in the other. Guess I just needed that one last beer.
I can't believe I had to convince you to not drink butter.
WHAT THE FUCK. SUCH A BAD IDEA. YOU'RE NO LONGER IN CHARGE OF NOSE SUBSTANCES.
Oh by the way, john gave me your shirt to return to you when I was at work today. I almost gave him his girlfriends underwear to return to her but figured it would be inappropriate.
this is terrible I feel like i'm trapped in a cage with a wild republican
I just want to let you know how hung over I am today and I fucked a girl in a kangaroo costume last night.
I woke up this morning with a tampon in my nose and food EVERYWHERE...
I'm not sure you count what happened last night as sex.
He went down on me for like 30 min and honestly half the time I thought about those videos where people can smash watermelons with their legs and I just wanted to do that to his skull
I got locked into my place today. You might be wondering if that was a typo... It's not.
If he moved really quickly from "hi I've had a crush on you for years" to "send nudes" you probably were used.
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