shit is crazy. i just keep thinking that this kid growing inside Emily used to live in my balls.
i was just texting to let you know that my facebook chat is working again so you can talk to me more. please talk to me more.
There's a girl in my class named "La-a" pronouced "Luh Dash uh" I hate everyone
we hooked up on one of my student's desks last night...i can't decide if i'm ashamed or massively proud of myself
dude you teach first grade wtf
i convinced her i was a yoga teacher by showing her some warm-ups my high school track coach made up
Seriously man, I'm worried that my dick's going to fall off someday if I keep this up...
She said " I'm going to get her back one day soon for putting extacy in my pop while I drove her to whislter" just a heads up.
Haha he puts me in a mood mix of annoyed and... "just get in my pants"
Ya. My thumbs are those buffalo's, but my legs are spirits and my torso is that Indian guys and my head is the eagle
if i bang your brother are we still cool?
She just got on the scale. frowned, got off and took off her pants and then got back on
So baked. About to eat a calzone then hate fuck this guy.
THAT'S MY GIRL
He tried to buy me a drink at dollar beer night. All 3 of his credit cards were declined, so he asked me if I could cover it. Needless to say, I'm not calling him back.
i swear i was one second from getting his number and then the shrooms kicked in
So this is what bad decisions tastes like...
Randomize
