Told my mom a bit ago she'd meet you tonight
Um...??
She's excited
Wow that girl who lives a couple houses down is going out wearing butterfly wings a skirt and fishnets
every time i send "do you want some cock" to her T9 manages to change it to "anal"...i think she's mad now
sometimes i wish i had a whole other life to spend on youtube
Drinking in an igloo changes everything.
someone should tell her that easter eggs aren't meant to be dildos.
I got an 8 ball and a free entrance pass to the strip club, if i dont get laid tonight I never will.
Either way, he made a blog for his cat.
Postcard from jail please. Reserving a spot on my fridge.
I don't fucking care about the convenience of not having freudian slips. I spent 2009-2011 screwing around with 3 different Daniels. 2012 WILL be the dawn of a new day
How about a mike?
Already had two of those
We need to re-create the Get Some Ass Tour 2002.
Um, 2 out of 3 people involved with that particular event are now married, so I don't think that will be happening.
HELLO, they're MARRIED! They need to get some ass more than anyone.
I knew it would get worse when I said I think your roommate is watching and he looked over at him and said ... So?
It's a hurricane, not a zombie apocalypse. WHY DID YOU BUY SHOTGUNS?!?!
I think I will always strangely appreciate as well as kick ass at stoned dishes. Like for the rest of my life. Thank you slave job at Starbucks.
Thanks for launching me off you reverse cowgirl. I think I chipped a tooth.
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