I am really glad that on the inside of a card from your grandparents you have transcribed the rules for circle of death
im marching my happy ass in there and im not leaving until he cheats on his girlfriend!
whats the weirdest thing you ever masturbated to?
just smash crush and snort whatever we can get our paws on
I knew I fell for you for a reason
29 Frat Parties That Got Way Too Out Of Control
I just watched a video of Justin Bieber kissing a girl..... the sad thing is that I actually got upset.
Just learned how to deliver a baby.the things i saw tonight can never be unseen
Yeah I hope so. Definately just saw two freshmen in very authentic togas and cotton ball beards. This new class is stepping it up.
i'm way too high for it to be safe that i just discovered i have a fire extinguisher
Btw. Made out with a random kid at a frat. It's all good though. He invited us to his frat party tomorrow so yay! For having plans!
15 Ridiculous Ways Broke People Managed to Make a Buck
I feel like my uterus is decaying in my body
I rolled over and my thoughts became words and I said "oh fuck not you again" he didn't think that was too kind and asked me to leave
thank you for being a reason not to completely check out of my life and start sleeping all day, crying all night, and living off vodka acquired through credit card debt
Yeah we were on bar number 7 on our bike trail and you decided to steal my bike and we found you 20 minutes later eating Cheetos in the shallow end of your parents pool
Just got a Lifeproof case for Christmas so hold on and tell me how my shower nudes look
Some people are good at football, some people are good at painting, and he's good at being a fuckboy. Everyone has their talents.