The way white people respond to them, you'd think Journey was the president of Caucasia.
whispering "taste the rainbow" well having sex isn't my biggest turn on.
Yessssssssss. I got taped to a couch last night apparently. I also thought i was close to scoring after talking to some chick about hard boiled eggs
Two girls just making out in the elevator. Didn't stop when the doors opened. Part of me didnt mind, but part did. Bc I wanted to get on the elevator without it getting awkward. Am I gay?
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Dude I reek of $2.50 pitchers, $1 off/pack marlboro cigs, and fear.
if you really don't think our country's going to shit think of this. Exactly one year from now I will either be in law school or teaching young, impressionable kids, maybe even yours. Try to sleep after that.
His pick up line was "your one sexy pumpkin, I'd love to carve." Why would you let me go home with him?
Me and Phil are just drawing pictures of thumbs in different costumes during lecture. I love being a senior.
I've decided I'm gonna attack people with the toilet plunger.
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Well my sources tell me she just happens to appear in an episode girls gone wild.
I know someone that will spend hours looking for her. He also has many of said movies. And I will do it for free!
He pulled a condom out of his satchel and i questioned my entire life.
Nothing says Merry Christmas like gifting a bottle of rum and finishing it yourself then leaning over at the dinner table to puke it back up.
Dick sucking on arrival? or would you like to cash that in later?
His roommate walked in then asked "well did you at least finish". What a way to start your birthday
Am I getting cock blocked by karaoke? That's a first.