All I know is that if italians start TIME TRAVELLING were all in a lot of trouble paizon
I just needed to know whether or not to wear panties to work tomorrow.
I was up until 12:30 making that damned grammar test for my freshmen then I caught myself running through the verb tenses when I was giving him head.
"I have sucked, I will suck, I will have suck, I am sucking..." I've never felt more like a nerdier slut than last night.
its freezing days like this when i seriously consider littering to speed up the global warming processes.
Proof That Kendall Jenner Is The Queen of Cannes
Stop staring at my boobs, I can't concentrate
Well how do you think I feel
literally every day that goes by where he doesn't talk to me makes me more determined to get him to have sex with me
i dont even know how to be here
its great to know that you distinguish your relationships on whether you can cum on someone's face
The kid next to me is typing a powerpoint presentation.. title: Reasons to Wear a Condom, subtitle: The Ian Story
The first slide was titled: You Could Get a Girl Pregnant.
The 21 Worst Ways People Have Been Dumped
There is a clear recurring theme of me having sex in restrooms that really needs to stops
Just pulled back my covers. Jizz. Jizz everywhere. Hipster jizz everywhere on my only set of sheets.
So apparently the bar gave out free condoms, which I now have a pocket full of. Why is drunk me shoving the fact that I'm single and not getting laid in sober me's face...
stop calling me dude. finger blasting me officially kills you being able to call me dude.
You just threw your burrito at the passing teenage couple and yelled "It's never gonna last" of course your were a shit show
My tits, and hanging out behind a hotel eating pizza.