Segways are the fanny packs of transportation. Useful in some situations, but you always look like a tool when using one.
and then he said he has been waiting since high school to touch my boobs
Just finished my law exam. Questions 4-18 seemed to pertain specifically to things we've done this semester.
After we hooked up, he left the room and no one has seen him since last night. That kid redefined hit it and quit it.
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I am dressing up to go buy weed. I need to get out more.
One blow job doesn not make me gay.
I only wish the guy being lead around by his cock at the drag show was the weirdest part of my night.
well, the drug dealer I've been fucking the past 5 months gave me a chilis gift card for Christmas, so things are looking up.
Mid way while flirting with this super hot chick at the bar, he gets up and says no thanks I'm only 19 and gay just waiting for my buddy to hurry up and get with your friend.
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They should really start adding the average cost of day drinking to our cost analysis sheets. Does FAFSA cover this? No. It doesn't.
Yea. Some girl set a laundry machine on fire. She's not getting married.
This is exactly why you shouldn't bang your bartender. Although the awkward free shots are a plus.
i woke up on someones kitchen floor, and i used the gps in my phone to find my way home. im really glad you forgot about me.
Officially not baby mama #3. Celebration is in order.
He told me their parents think of me as the "drunk friend"...oddly enough, I'm ok with that
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