she is unbelievable! ever pee on a girl?
not while she was awake
so i told him i still liked him. he laughed
well, your crazy. what did you expect?
for future reference: anal bleach BEFORE boozing
We had sex in the woods. It was great until some bird started mimicking my orgasm sounds
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dude just did a line with screech. dude is fucking creepy
You had us pull over so you could pee, you proceeded to pee in some random persons front yard while yelling "im not ashamed"
It's like you're a magic genie of bad timing
Well when you get back to your computer, there's a nice explanation of pansexuality on your Skype.
i got kicked out of McDonald's for demanding a margarita mcflurry
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Rob and I are cross faded and the only one taking care of us is a drunk person who's making us dance.
I'm pretty sure my roommate is moving out because her cat likes me better
We need a rematch, I think my pussy was on vacation the other night.
Is it sad that my idea of a quality foursome would involve one person eating me out while the other two rub my feet?
Nows a good time to tell him. Just be like "yeah, I used to bang her too and it didn't work out for us either". He'll understand.
Like at first he was barely doing anything. So I was like harder and then holy shit he's like going all HULK SMASH on my vagina. I mean it felt fucking awesome. BUT STILL
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