Stop staring at my boobs, I can't concentrate
Well how do you think I feel
fair enough
remember last year when i left for the bar in flip flops and came back in heels?
it happened again.
See this is why people shouldn't jump into marriage. See what type of drunk you're engaged to first.
What are you doing and how can I add sex in there
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I can't even remember the last time I took my own pants off
i woke up to you and that girl going out onto the balcony naked
oh sorry man.. we went outside because we DIDN'T want to wake you
Bar selfie Saturday turned into bar nudie Saturday in a hurry. I need to delete my snapchat...
I think this shark week should consist of getting drunk enough to actually go hunt sharks ourselves.
You ran through a field yelling "I'm frolicking! I'm frolicking!" Then fell on your face. How is your nose today, doll?
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apparently my buddy was fucking on our couch downstairs so i decided it was necessary to walk downstairs naked in a hockey mask.
Easter bunny might get some gnarly munches and not even have enought candy left to hand out
She's like the Jonah Hill of sorority sisters.
I should probably stop recommending my dentist to the different guys I'm seeing. That could be awkward in the future.
It's barely past noon, how am I already talking about double penetration
Omg there's puke under my pillow. Clearly I puked and tried to hide it. From myself. \n
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