I think I'm maturing; i was gonna watch porn and then take a nap but i motivated myself to put my laundry in first.
i just saw my boxers from 2 days ago stuck in a tree 4 miles from my house
No, we just ended up walking around in his pool high and singing songs by The Wiggles.
Sharpest. Poop. Ever.
some how when im high sleep beats hunger...its like how paper beats rock it doesnt make any fucking sense but it still happens
So my boyfriend is on his way over and there is no time to wash the sheets from when I had his roommate over earlier. Put them in the dryer with a damp bounce sheet. Win?
This is a whole new level of slut for you....do they smell ok?
I just set a bowl of cap n crunch on fire. That high.
She told me I made the cut, and to write my name and number on the white board by the door. I was the 7th number down.
I remember saying your puke looked like a jellyfish and you got very offended.
You were outside cuddling a rock singing Bohemian Rhapsody.
You can fuck me but I'm keeping my parka on.
I just sang Hey Jude with a homeless man and then we drank beer together. Then I watched asians take pictures under a xmas tree for an hour and fell asleep in an MGM Grand bathroom stall. #AloneinVegas
Dinner at 5, shrooms at 10.
Only I could turn my one night stands into class essays. Go me.
Well I'm nervous now about the consequences of letting you loose
It's a big decision, I respect that you need to think about it.
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