brb k???!! plz don't leave i want 2 tlk bout r rltnshp
I just saw the girl you left with - Chris Hansen's looking for you
No idea how i never noticed that penis before. I wonder if it works
on my arm i have a score card from when we apparently had a competition to see who could harden his nipples fastest..
who won?
THAT is your concern right now?
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Come downstairs. Moms serving wine for breakfast again.
My mom woke me up in a bubble bath this morning.
He leaned in to kiss me and I dodged him but i fell on the floor. I guess I never got up cuz I woke up on the floor and he was in his bed
there was a fucking fire juggler. but it was ok bc i was in the kiddie pool and it was the safe zone
Responsibility: Hiding your beer when your DWI clients who are out on bond come to talk to you at bars.
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I have Denny's hours of operations written on the palm of my hand....not in my writing, in a girls writing, is that as good as or equal to a cell number?
I don't know why I do this to myself his dick is a constant source of disappointment.
If you can give me an orgasm, you'll get a trophy.
dude. i woke up on a random lawn wearing only my boxers, with all my clothes hung in the branches of a nearby tree... no more shrooms
If my body were a person, it would be beating the shit out of me for what I did to it last night.
I've been on the cocaine and semen diet for the last 24 hours, lunch sounds great.
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