I just heard a woman call her child a butt face. Repeatedly. He's crying now. I love walmart.
ok this is the part where i go up stairs and pass out incoherently untill 6 30 tommaorw morning and not rember any of this. love youuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuu!
Well at one point you put icyhot on your feet because you lost your shoes and it was snowing outside.
I'm giving up shame for lent. Here come the best 40 days and nights of my life.
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the girls on my floor started fighting over who got to keep the random hoodies that boys forgot in my room after sex
I wasted some perfectly good semen on her
so he woke up after being passed out and yelled that he had brought back moon rocks for everybody...
Wtf. I just got invited to a threeway bj session in the bathroom at boiler. Lmao
I have no idea where I am, where my pants are, there is cheese stuck to my ass.. Why do I have your phone?
shot for shot with some guy twice your age to prove Detroit hustles harder then you left with him. We're tracking you
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I just told him that with every paper, I'd take a picture of myself with one less piece of clothing. Who say's I can't be a tutor?
Grandpa got a dui while riding a horse. This is what I need to live up to.
He balanced a treat on his nose, and then he rolled me a joint. My bf is the best pet ever.
Is posting a pic on insta of my previously dyed blue pubes socially acceptable?
I'll be home soonish I need 4th of July sex, it's the American thing to do.
Don't trim your pubes if you've been drinking. I can't believe I have to tell you more than once.
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