Just so we both are on the same page, I have no solid plans as to where I'll be sleeping tonight.
you mean i was at the winter classic?
everyone has their kryptonite. mine just happens to be 18 year old blonde girls.
I found a wheel chair. there is now a high chance im going to be fired from this job
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She told me I was only the second guy she slept with. I told her she was only my second Megan.
Totally using formspring as an incognito way of making sure that girl from last night wasn't jailbait.
I guess I just got drunk and ordered a mini fridge off the internet. At least now I know the 200$ that was missing from my checking account wasn't spent on lap dances only.
my nipple ring is gone but someone was nice enough to replace it with a paperclip
Drunk me needs to be reminded of my sexual preferences.
at least it wasnt animals
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THIS TIME TOMORROW MY VAG IS GONNA BE BRAND SPANKING NEW.
My crowning drunk achievement from that night was donating $5 to the Obama campaign.
You're perfect
Tonight I plan on passing out fully clothed on the table. I don't know where normal people plan on sleeping.
You know your night is done when the police confiscate your bra at high school basketball game
I'm getting a car wash man. I am go get a car wash high.
it was like 6 shots in and he was automatically my type
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