it was a shit show
We all have our days. But yours might be on the internet.
No, veal is cruel because they chain them down, I'm talking about free range human babys here.
This went bad. Everyone is crying, i dont know why and I am really uncomfortable.
Agreed. And i highly doubt it could be awkward. You do remember our introduction was a direct result of you mentioning your affinity for my genitals, right?
I'm sitting next to some random guy in a gorilla suit drinking out of a bottle of vodka.
He's majoring in Religion
just letting you know, you took a hit of the blunt while sleeping. happy birthday
Immediate regret. She's like a chihuahua on crack.
If this were a real emergency kilted men wielding claymores and riding giant badgers would hve rescued said Guinness. So clearly this is just a hypothetical
the problem is i have six tabs of acid in my freezer and no self control
Maybe you should stop dating for awhile if the chicks aren't working out. Reacquaint yourself with your hand or something.
You drunk? Cause I have a terrible idea...
I would drive 12 hours round trip for you to have an orgasm, cause that's friendship
I just want to eat chicken fingers and drink beer and smoke in bed with my laptop so I can watch Netflix
So your not doing THAT great with the break up then...
Maybe the "i killed someone" and "tequila makes my clothes come off" comments freaked him out.
Happy 20th birthday! I hope you like anxiety and having your debit card declined at McDonald's!
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