it wasn't sex, it was awkward naked time.
I just drank Colt45 out of a champagne glass. I feel classy.
Colt 45 out of anything is classy.
It's one of the reasons i'm here, along with emotional support, physical support if you need it, and power orgasms.
are any of them hardcore sluts...just absolute worthless human beings? if not the paper wins
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Dude you didn't move for like 2 hours then suddenly sang the chorus to ghetto superstar and passed back out
Pretty sure a homeless guy just told me to 'lick his balls clean' because I looked at him.
So i'm in a museum and theres a punch bowl from 1765 with a picture of 3 men forcing the 4th to drink the punch bowl. Colonial hazing
Okay. I really need to get out of this guys bed and get home. It's two in the afternoon. He's not even HERE.
On my way back to his place to see his "art". Why am I sure this is going to be nothing more than his dick in a box?
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He says he won't get serious until he screws an Asian and a virgin. I should just place an ad on Craig's List
Wanted: female 18-24 of Asian or partial Asian descent to fuck my ginger boyfriend. Must be willing and able to fake virginity. No emotional connection needed, just sex, just once. Further contact post sex not needed (or particularly desired)
You tired to make us "vodka tacos". Which was just you dipping pitas in vodka.
Any good?
Well. FUCK YA. But that's beside the point
They should just send me home - I'm literally doing nothing but watching porn and listening to pandora.
The sex was so boring I heard the people having sex next door and I wanted to stop just to listen
QUIT STEALING MY PHONE AND SEXTING MY MOM!!!!
Let me call you later. I’m lining up some office dick now that working at home is ending
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