Well, let's be honest here. You're dealing with gay guys... EVERYTHING has an emotional attachment.
after she pushed someone down the stairs to get more vodka we lost her for a while and found her on the pole in the garage pouring water on herself
I told you, I don't give a SHIT about their music. I JUST. WANT. TO FUCK. THE BASSIST.
I just call them the hipster frat because they wear shirts other than pastel polos and listen to MGMT while playing dice.
i wonder if cab drivers are trained in the art of delivering girls back to their dorms on Saturday mornings. because mine was so nice that he dropped me off at the back of my building so no one would see me.
Just got our of the shower. I'm standing naked in front of my open windows cause fuck my neighbors that's why
If I got to choose how I die, it would be in an Olympic sized pool of gin and tonic.
Somewhere in this city is a lost rubber penis that needs to find its way back home
We need to get fucked up again and play games like "save the tequila but dodge the knife"
Do you remember telling our cab driver you were going to fuck a penguin?
My mom has a bong in her bathroom, but no air freshener.
I would professionally fuck the shit out of her
It doesn't count as "finding the lesbian" if you fuck a straight girl!
Pride log, day two. Noticing more bruises and scrapes. Liver functions probably very lowered.
Depends how u look at it. Half-full, half-empty, or how should I shave my pubes
Randomize
