You are a beautiful, beautiful young lady. Your heart is made of tissue, blood and love. I will call you very soon, Princess Sophia.
Cool, see you soon... she just admitted to her friends that it was a queef.
See it, we're so close, i smell your vagisil
I spent all night sexting your girlfriend for you because you were too drunk. You're welcome.
Don't worry we didnt bang. Sometimes I just bring guys home so I don't order pizza.
I'm not going to fuck him in his Honda Fit. That's gay.
I mean how do you tell a nurse in the ER that you dislocated your knee giving a blowjob to your boyfriend.
Very innocently.
I know you think I'm being paranoid, but can you please make sure Danny doesn't rub my wedding invitation on his balls?
He looks like he'd be great Lego character.
I wore sweatpants. When I show up to a booty call in sweatpants there's your warning
Ill tap morse code on the ceiling when im ready for you to come down amd smoke
I did something similar high once. I stopped like 30 feet in front of a stop sign because I felt like it was running towards me and I started crying. Got out my car and hugged it and told it not to run away people need it.
Figured out how I got so much alcohol in my hair: tried to drink my drink using my cleavage as a cup holder. Missed my drink hole and got it all in my hair
How is there a hawk inside this house? More importantly how the hell is he handling it without any gear?
there is another microwave in the elevator.
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