yeah i was sneaking up to her room and on the way i saw a picture of her and left
I love seeing the creepers that friend request me outside of facebook. its like seeing a unicorn in the middle of campus.
My mom is such a hoarder. I found a deer candelabrum last night, it had antlers has candle holders. It was like a redneck menorah.
That's the last time we joust in Radio Flyer wagons after margarita night.
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I just was on a 20min team conference call where I didn't speak, I used a Gus Johnson soundboard online to answer questions asked to me...the highlight of 2010
I'm listening to bach and watching porn,is that a sign of depression?
Quite the contrary. Sophistication.
when the police officer said he was gonna take a picture of the car accident, you asked if you should pose on the hood
She looked at my facebook and decided to bump the security deposit up an extra 250...now we have to destroy the house, its expected and I wouldn't want to disappoint
I beat my mom's friend's boyfriend in a vodka chugging competition. Our generation FTW.
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I'll pick you up. Avoid slightly awkward no-we're-not-dating-but-I'm-still-screwing-your-son-after-2-years parental run-ins.
Dude. You stood in a corner laughing your ass off while folding clothes, facing the wall. Yes, they were weed brownies..
Next time she asks for a ride to her "cousins" house and it turns out to be a booty call we're charging her for each mile.
He reached a whole new level of creepy. We were getting a coffee and he noticed the girl at Starbucks name tag looked her up on fb and friend requested her right there without ever introducing himself
That's too much drama for once a month dick... that's in-house dick drama only
Jesus tap dancing Christ rock out with your cock out is supposed to be just an expression. And even if it weren't no one wants pics bro.
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