I just saw a woman point to her daughter and scream at her husband THIS IS YOUR GENES, THIS IS YOU.
OMFG BINX FROM HOCUS POCUS IS MCGEE IN NCIS!!!!!!!! most. epic. realization. ever.
Let's make jello shots for tomorrow
What's going on tomorrow?
Nothing, it's Wednesday
Exactly. wat kind of friend would i be if i even pretended to give a shit about ur problems
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i actually have a tan line from him holding my boob while we were sunbathing
she got pretty angry when i tried to superglue her fingers together.
cliffnotes. writing studyguide on last pack of smokes. glad this semester is over.
Judging by the hole in the wall by the door, the mis-matched shoes by the door, and the door hanging off one hinge... i'd say he's on the loose.
I fell asleep on the table at Denny's. Told the waitress to wake me up when my burger was there.
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I think they can follow the trail of blood to my house if they have a problem with me taking a dip in their hot tub last night b4 stepping on a broken bottle
He bought me dinner. He gave me his jacket when I was cold. And then ate me out in the passenger sear of the car.
You know when you can feel the alcohol in your toes? That's a great feeling.
Sweet and genuine is kinda lame. I'm more of a bust all over your face and hair kinda guy.
Uhm the hair is off limits bro, conditioner can only go so far.
Bro? You just made it a target.
She gatecrashed the wedding and managed to get an invite to the open bar reception. Lucky bitch
Good. Go forth, young stallion. Destroy the vaginal region with your tidy crotch.
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