i just google imaged poop.
Is it weird that I miss finding cum in my bed?
Well I woke up with a note on me reading Dear Passed Out Girl, and ending with why I shouldn't drink so much. Damn Tequilla.
no i do not regret standing at the wendys drive thu handing the employees mardi gra beads to get free chicken nuggets
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NO YOU'RE NOT. I don't want to hear that SHIT. Jameson appreciation day part 1 is saturday and YOU WILL BE READY.
The couch is in the bathroom. I don't understand how that is even possible. I couldnt even fit that shelf thingy through the door. Come help. I am about to pee my pants.
Shame tastes like burnetts and latex
I was going through my mom's stuff to find her xanax, and I found her vibrators instead. Plural. That is like the opposite of what I wanted.
Grandpa just put 6 jello shots on his plate. My aunt tried to take them away; he flipped her off. Living in the retirement home has hardened him.
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I've never said "lesbians" so many times in a short response answer
He told me if he passed out to wake him by sitting on his face, and if he suffocated at least he would die happy. Found the one.
I wouldn't hesitate to give up my job to have regular bowel movements again
Your boyfriend being in jail is really helping my social life! #GotASingleDrinkingBuddyAgain
can you tell me why i woke up in a diaper and combat boots?
You can’t judge a dick by its balls.
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