coke and sex party at dan's
im watching greys anatomy with megan...
wha-pishhh
i'm watching the tyra show: "women who beat up their boyfriends" - lets see how she can make THIS one all about herself too.
I think I would be able to remember how to smoke but I can't seem to remember how to breathe.
Just filled up my pledge keg goblet with coffee at bp. They can judge all they want. At least I'm not killing baby dolphins.
I think he liked me better when I only opened my mouth to suck his dick.
I just watched a girl in the library pull a vodka bottle out of her bag. I think I'm going to give her my number.
EMERGENCY: IS A KAREOKE RICKROLL ACCEPTABLE IN THE YEAR 2011?
mom found the triscuts in her underwear drawer, its done.
Did I tell you I had a charge show up for $36 on a credit card I haven't used in 6 months from Wild Wings? It was that night we slept across the street from the bar.
Is this a genuine concern or are you just high?
JUST BECAUSE I'M HIGH DOESN'T MEAN ITS NOT GENUINE CONCERN.
I took shrooms last night.. For a good half hour I genuinely believed I was black and being held captive by a leaf. Never again.
NO MAKING MOLDS OF ANYONES GENITALS
Fine. Suck all the fun out of life.
Oh great. I guess I'm second on that list now that we've confirmed she's not a lesbian AND that was her sister.
Let he who has not made drunken spaghetti at 3 a.m. cast the first stone.
We were totally high while having sex, I told him fast or slow, just follow your balls. That was a show stopper.
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