Contrary to popular belief alot of woman do actually enjoy sucking cock.
Am i fat?
Well i wouldnt let you on top
talk of her extensive whoreness has crossed oceans. thats impressive.
The cops walked in to class and arrested 2 guys for possession.
You told me you loved me after I brushed your teeth with my index finger.
Her inability to understand the word "moderation" is the achille's heel of an otherwise perfect human
Of course... Double fistin nati light cuz the powers out and it cuts down the times i gotta open the fridge... Genius
officially christened the dorm room by sucking my spilled drink off the floor. tastes like homee
I pulled an all nighter. So hoped up on coffee and aderall. Pretty sure you could take my pulse through a snow jacket...
I DONT UNDERSTAND NIPPLES. THEY JUST POP OUT FOR NO REASON
Well somebody's had a rough day, nipple-wise
Why is my vagina being sacrificed for yours? I'm sure he would take a piece of you too. Your turn.
The horniest man in the world doesn't want sex as bad as I want pizza right now.
After last night, I think I need a service animal to monitor the life choices I make when I'm inebriated. A monkey, or a clever dog. Or a really assertive parrot.
Well you should have thought of that before you were reckless with your butt
When I come home and take my bra off and I'm served with a perfect grilled cheese along with a glass of wine. Priceless.
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