tell her no need for introductions. and that you've read about her on the back of toilet doors.
I'm so never shaving my vag in a target bathroom for him again.
i'm ready for this baby to gtfo so i can get coked out.
I wouldn't take my shot so you poured it on my face. Twice.
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This whole night would have been avoided if the liquor store had air heads
He's covered in dirt and enchiladas. We're going drinking now.
I'm really not interested in hearing from him. Unless there is casual sex involved
Just saw an all male dolphin threesome from underwater viewing
And then I told him since the day he walked away to get over what I went through he lost the boyfriend right to ask why my bed is broken.
I take full pride in being the one that broke ur bed. Want to go for the sofa?
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What the hell do I have to give up to manifest a dick
I woke up with a meat pie in my hand and my mouth tasting like an ashtray. I'm a catch, really!
It's just unfortunate that I still have the image of him having sex with me fresh in my mind
She's going to jail in a few weeks but she just got a boyfriend. Yet I'm still single as fuck.
Seriously considering taking a nap at lunchtime in my car. That. Hung. Over.
My life is in shambles. Just made a grilled cheese in the microwave on a hot dog bun
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