I remember going home with 2 girls. Woke up with 4.
I'm not saying he was bad at sex, but I'm pretty sure I anti-climaxed.
Getting 10 cents back for every can is really just encouraging alcoholism.
We hadn't had sex in so long that I started queefing and then I couldn't stop giggling... I think he's mad.
im gonna call it quits for tonight... I am so drunk I dont even have the motor skills to masturbate
..She then engaged in what she called an "interpretive pole dance"
You kind of have a nervous, desperate thing going on that isn't exactly catnip for bitches
There are panties and mini bottles of Fireball in my purse. Except for the broken toe incident, I'd say last night was probably a success.
his brother walked in while we were fucking on the couch, told me i had "lovely jugs" and offered to make both of us a drink
But that's fine. Because I am an independent woman who is going to pull some jane Goodall shit and save the world one day......or be a porn star......either way they are going to wish they had fucked me.
Woke up to the frozen soundtrack blasting in the living room best one night stand ever
Also, totally got laid in my yellow rubber boots and it was awesome.
i tried to break up pigeon sex because one looked too young to consent. fireball feminism ftw
Drunk you needs to learn how to call sober me, so sober me can talk your drunk vagina down.
I felt the need to set off fireworks in the living room while they were having sex upstairs. Yes, they quieted down.
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