bahahahaha i would laugh soo hard if someone did this for me hahahaha this guy would become my best friend
why does hillary duff have a greatest hits album?
it was average length and chubby
so kinda like him?
now i'm wondering if all guys are shaped like their penis...
his dick is like his red hair, amazing but useless
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I want him to get the hint. I sent 4 texts that only said "sex."
As if right now I am a humanitarian. Full story to come in the morning. It involves sex.
Seriously. What did you do to me. You have a monstercoooooock.
I can't believe I just typed monstercoooooock. Twice.
I have made the descision to sacrifice the first of my family's dogs that wakes me before noon tomorrow. I may quickly become the family outcast
It's snowing in May and there was a law school party at the strip club. The end is near.
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2014 decided to stick it to me one last time. Right up the ass.
we need to make pact to not cut each other's hair on coke and whiskey nights.
While I agree, I dont think thats realistically possible
And for today's main disappontment. I thought I saw a midget with fireworks get on the buss, alas it's a child with cleaning supplies
Well I didn't spend $7 on an Uber just to get limp dick
My hairdresser won’t do keratin treatments because of the toxins, but will put ecstasy up her butt at festivals...
Thanks for fucking the skin off my dick
It was a joint effort between my vagina my feet and your hand you can't just blame that all on me
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