I have so many mobile devices now, I only use my laptop for porn.
giving a blow job on a jetski isn't as easy as it sounds.
new revelation: five guys for breakfast
new revelation: previous revelation not a good revelation
I shaved my legs finally. I am starting to remember what my skin feels like.
Double fisting Gray Goose bottles. We've officially ruined her.
That reminds me...we need to get swords
he bit the head off a dead goose for 5 beers. this is my future boyfriend.
She washed her feet in the sink at white castle. I want this girl in my life.
lol i'm looking through my photos and there's this giant section of just dudes wearing murses
I walk in and my roomie is fucking her bf while wearing lingerie and minnie mouse ears. Right in the childhood.
I'm just sayin. If your gonna cheat go for someone TOTALLY different. Fucking her twin would be a waste.
I don't understand why you aren't on this trip all I do is smoke weed drink beer and get fingered
It is officially settled in my mind that fuck the hot grad student is THE goal this year
It's entirely possible that I'm fucking yet another gay guy
What did you spend the night in her closet?
She said she was saving me for breakfast and locked me in there
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