So when jo picked me up from the bar I kept apologizing and kept telling her "I'm just a wittle donut"
What do you think she thinks of us?
I think she thinks we're whores... but ya I think she likes us
kevin brought a 6ft brunette runway model with him tonight. Now, im not sure what the fuck the color of the " i get it, its over, Im ugly" flag is.... but i'll wave it.
Wake and baked to watch the boston marathon. God I love massachusetts
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Just wandered into a surprise final. Only a surprise for me though. I wish I could say this is the first time this has happened.
Going abroad, it was like my vagina was in a candy store... a sweet sweet british candy store
I swear my vagina formed calluses just to deal with how big he is
The last bar we left there was a sausage stand right outside and I apparently felt bad those guys were working that late, so I bought a $9 sausage, gave it to some drunk kid and said "I support local businesses!!" I'd say I've done my civic duty.
His idea of role playing was him wearing the halloween mitt romney mask while I gave him head
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I've been up for almost three hours and it took me until JUST NOW to figure out that what I'm tasting isn't blood, just the minerals in the water. Fuck hangovers, man.
I'm hungover from arbor mist I'm so white
Looked like a bag of smashed assholes and smelt like a brewery - still got morning sex. Marriage rules sometimes!
Great news. Our sex broke my otter box
In order to save time, dignity and liver damage, wanna get naked?
WHY DID I MAKE A 7 minute video of me eating crackers and cheese when I was high
Send it to me
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