Speaking of school, I've done the math and I get laid about 10 times more often than I did before I got my law degree. $100,000 well spent.
Not only do I have sand in my ass, but a crab pinched me while we were fucking. Still totally worth it.
if you wouldnt have been fucking me hard and crazy like that then my bed wouldn't have broke. you owe me 600.
so you admit it was good then??
I spent an hour trying to convert bar outfits to church outfits. Its hard.
Mmmhmmm sure, nice try, but there's certain wounds that only bj's can heal
Dont act like I'm the only one that gets on a plane and picks out the one im gonna have fuck if we have time before the crash
No, I don't just love you because you have big boobs. I just wouldn't visit as often.
I woke up at 4 am. Literally pissed. No idea what happened. I could have fucked a cow.
Oddly enough I feel totally fine now. Clonazapam and red bull the breakfast of champions.
I was unconscious Saturday for like 6 hours after I passed out on the sidewalks of our nation's capital. Thank you America, for bottomless brunch.
I couldn't find pants for like 20 minutes so I was butt ass naked just sitting on your floor
Also topless tea is a thing that happens in our apartment. Ready yourself.
Pretty sure I love my nipple piercing more than I'll love my children someday
Mom said it is up to us to plan Thanksgiving. Hooters or Scores?
Or???
I knew the bike rally would be fun when I saw "male pole dancing" on the schedule
Randomize
