i have a bunch of little boys around me trying to hit on me
dont be selfish, show some boob
She came in to my room half naked at 3am asking me if I had seen the movie balls deep 7
She wants an explanation of my cousins creepy foot fetish with my god sister. i don't know how I can sum this up in a text.
I want to hold her baby but I'm afraid I'll give it a contact buzz
Lives are in shambles. Livers are in disrepair. Our friend was missing for 2 days. His brother slept in a porta potty. God damn you college world series
Aww you are cute. With your penis. And failures.
I think I kinda scared him when I told him if he premature ejaculated I would punch him in the throat.
it's my favorite when the couple downstairs are having sex so loud that i feel like I'm part of a threesome
second-hand sex is fun, isn't it?
But that background check said 51...Omg. If I hooked up with someone that's my dads age.....
All's fair in love and war. and tinder.
i rearranged my furniture so i could masturbate in the sun. how's that for spring cleaning?
DUDE. HOLY FUCK MY PRINCIPAL WAS JUST MY UBER DRIVER. I AM LITERALLY TRAUMATIZED. ANS DRUNK. HOLY FUCK OMG
would it be okay if I showed up at your house naked? and is your door unlocked?
The Lion King Is on YouTube
Until 2 minutes ago I actually had a chance to pass my midterms... thanks alot
Is it too much to ask for 10 minutes of privacy while I masturbate?
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