sorry i'm running a bit late. had to shave my brittney...was looking more like rapunzel. clearly i've been having a drought.
if you ever come into my room screaming for me to set up rockband at 4:45 am ever again i will kill you
It's not kidnapping if it's romantic
Its not really a relationship, its more of a sex for booze program.
Somebodaw call 311 postw fire bunso on vietena floorwnkd
say 'i' if you broke up a fight involving your father at TD bank today....
If I had a dollar for every time i woke up screaming for my pants i"d have enough money to buy all the beer I stole last night.
The horniest man in the world doesn't want sex as bad as I want pizza right now.
I just masturbated and watched youtube makeup videos, which was just an extension of masturbation.
I don't know. I wanna do you but I also want a cheeseburger.
Woohoo! Instead of a pregnancy test you can buy me a burrito
its the 14th virginity that counts the most anayways
How ya feelin sunshine?
Like a million dollars! ... That has been hit by a bus, drowned under water and beat repeatedly by a shovel.
I wish u could call a dildo. Like you do a missing cell phone.
Of course my parents remember you. You showed them your tits
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