My Yahoo Answers account was suspended. Apparently I answered "I like chicks who do anal" to over 100 questions last night.
Every night before bed, when I used to say prayers, now I just think to myself 'freshman sluts. Soon'
I think we should see other people.
Already working on it.
what happened last night?
u kept telling him to fuck u optimus prime style
that explains why his roommate kept saying autobots roll out this morning as i left
PS Can you transmit a UTI to a sexual partner? I tried to ask, but the doctor just told me to abstain (sup Bristol) for my own good w/o answering
She makes me want to have breakfast margaritas every day
There's nothing like puking in the airport on the way TO Vegas. Something tells me i pregamed a little too hard.
My vagina is depressed thinking about her future.
All I need is the Internet and a place to drink.
The TA leading my study session just said "now get outta here. I need to get drunk before class"
My boyfriend correctly calculated the time I would be out of alcohol and showed up about four minutes after I'd run out with two bottles of wine. I think this is love.
GO AHEAD, BITCH, GLARE AT MY WAFFLE ONE MORE TIME. I WILL FUCK YOU UP.
Well, my breasts are swollen and I cried about the Iditarod. But I say PMS until proven pregnant.
I can't wait to get home and drunk cuddle your dog
ok but bondage is pretty much my easy mode
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