Dude. I haven't taken a shit in a week.
Try anal, it works wonders.
and when i put it inside her she yelled "welcome aboard!"
good penises are hard to come by.... must be the economy...
we need to get ahold of those "sexting" teens on tyra. HAWT!
wasnt one 13?
Oh it's happening. I'm Chugging a beer while sitting next to a 6 year old
I'll call it a relationship when I stop masturbating after he goes to sleep
saying that you may be able to suck the gay out of me was just my way of getting a blowjob...thank you for the valiant effort.
SIMBAAAA REMEBER WHO YOU ARE
Hey in a lighter note I also nutted in that cheerleader too if she got prego there would have been a team reunion on Maury
Mehhh. I just tried to type 'extremely', and it auto corrected to 'creek rot'. IT KNOWS WHAT I LOOK LIKE
Not my type, but the penis looks fun.
Blacked out drunk in California and woke up somewhere in Arizona, I'm pretty sure I got here on foot
There is a time and place for BDSM, in-between disney sing-alongs is not one of them.
I'm not fucking any of these fools. But if they want to buy me Olive Garden, that's their business.
All I know is I woke up with my apartment door wide open, naked, and I poured an entire bottle of Advil on my bed to sleep in.
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