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IF YOU TEXT ME ONE MORE SHORTENED VERSION OF A WORD, THE ONLY THING YOU'LL SEE IS MY FIST IN YOUR FACE.
I love how its suddenly "not all about sex" now that he can't get it up
No, don't worry. We're not going to get THAT arrested.
I just saw on the news, this guy tried to smuggle coke in a bouquet of roses... and to think I used to hate valentines day.
Just ate applesauce I laced with percocets for dinner. I'm pretty sure my grandmother does the same thing.
I literally need to be slapped with another cock just to notice it.
Somewhere between the 2 hours of sex and her urgently rushing to work she manged to steal all $329.33 in my jeans. Worst one night stand ever, she even took the pennies.
This went bad. Everyone is crying, i dont know why and I am really uncomfortable.
My dealer threw in a "freestyle rap" today with my purchase. I dont know if I can handle this relationship.
She made me sing happy birthday to myself at the urinal.
It was like inception, a dream, in a dream, in the back of a dodge charger.
I agree though, his intact virginity is truly the tragedy of the century.
T minus 20 hours until we forget our names, find some city cowboys, and g&t into the night.
Your friend was nice but you didn't have to bang her in my kitchen...just sayin.
I just put together something from IKEA so that’s mandatory oral for a week.
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