Friends are holding an intervention and have no idea this gatorade is half vodka. This is gonna be the best intervention ever.
Maybe I need a light up heart over my vagina like Christina aguilera to get the point across
hey did i steal that bike before or after the ball dropped, casue i might have broken my resolution already
Apparently blowing a .28 for a cop and then kissing her on the mouth is technically assaulting a police officer. Who knew.
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
Thought it only fitting this Jubilee weekend to snort lines with a 50 note
Your patriotism amazes me, the Queen would be proud!
Big girls don't cry they get day drunk
Correct me if I'm wrong, but did you let me pee in the grass while barking? And also, how many of you have videos?
You stole my crutches last night at the bar, the DJ had to ask for them to be returned
IM TRYING TO BE RESPONSIBLE AND ALL I WANT TO DO IS FUNNEL CHEAP BEER AND SCREAM ABOUT HOW MUCH I LOVE OUR NATION
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
Shame?!? Shame only comes from getting naked in front of strangers and it not being awesome
I slept awesome next to you. You're like an electric blanket that I can have morning sex with.
I wish I could take a screenshot of how things literally look from my eyeballs right now
It was like being run over by an orgasm freight train.
I love that you put so much thought and effort into your nudes
I don't send half assed nudes. Go big or go home.
After he finished, he fell on the floor and whispered "finally satisfied"
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