is it true that cum stays in you for 7 years?
that's gum
i came out of my blackout when my grandma called last night. it kinda sobered me up and i realized who i had been making out with. should i call and thank her for the defensive cockblock?
She gave me a handjob while eating a mcdouble with mayo on the way home from the bars at 2 in the morning. Car was full of people. This could be forever
So many stories. To uyou are sober. I heart you though. Jesus. Dirrty dancing jusyt came oine!!no. Lie.
Easy for you to say! His first impression of you isn't the drunk girl in a turtle costume who got hit by a car!
Ryab! Make hr wtop. Mshe make sme speee. I don want to pee. I want sev. He was so igbad. Redpo.
Don't ask me how, but I have a squirrel in my backpack and I don't know what to do with it.
So did he inherit the massive family cock?
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Congratulations, you've begun to unfuck your life.
Oh we were great hosts that night. We made sure to leave all the beds open by passing out on the bathroom floors instead.
"Masturbate" is an actual item on an actual ToDo list of mine. It is at the top.
I just wanna be euthanized
Thas it
I've never been so drunk at home. I just sat on the toilet playing with toilet paper for ten minutes, I almost made a paper crane.
Pride log, day two. Noticing more bruises and scrapes. Liver functions probably very lowered.
Angels sing when his face is between my thighs. I came 3 times before he even came up for air.
Randomize
