One girl and one boy is just not enough.
I thought I had fell out of his trailer but he says I tried to ninja kick his TV stand saying those girls hula hooping were trying to seduce him. There wasn't anyone else there.
he wrote Vegans should suck on cow dick on her wall with permanent marker. thats how he got the black eye
Life after highschool has not been kind to her. She looked fatter than Luke Wilson's face in those AT&T commercials.
i cant cry in cvs. not again.
Side note: THE ORIGINAL LION KING IS COMING THE MOVIES AGAIN--3D STYLE. We need to find shrooms.
Dude you better come get your girl, she's sitting here eating a tub of pasta salad muttering to herself about gypsies.
There is a video of you making out with him, flipping off the camera, and holding the plastic flamigo that you had just stolen out of a yard
I got home at 1 am on a weeknight with lube in my hair. I'd say it was a successful first date.
He brought me flowers and then spanked me with a Doctor Who paddle. Pretty good night, as these things go.
Awwwwwww!
Why the fuck are you playing with legos?
Why the fuck are you questioning me?
Note to self: dont wear a butt plug for several hours and then go gym and try and do squats
I don't know..He walked out of your room with a kraft single..and blood on his shirt...He really wanted cheese.
i gotta say this to some one...... my penis feels sooooooooo sooooooft, its amazing
like for real, sooooooooooooooo smoooooooooooooth its amazing
I can't wait for you to read this text tomorrow
Who the hell tries to steal eggnog.
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